plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
My mom read this over my shoulder and asked if I would get Misha, so I said yes and she nodded in approval.
my sexual orientation is fictional characters with tragic backstories
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
Dude this scares the fuck out of me
I want this as a dashboard theme tho
there are two kinds of people
this would make porn hard to watch
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal